Just kidding.  No woe.  No despair.  I was pretending.  Sometimes, when the kidlets are being obnoxious, I strike this pose (usually standing up, but it was sunny and I wanted to rest) and someone says for me, “Is it hard to be you?”

To which I reply, “Yes.  It is hard to be me.  Woe and despair.”

This is often an effective way to get them to calm down a notch.  It must be my incredible acting ability.