Oh my faithful readers! Uh… reader.
I have found the perfect item with which to refresh our inspiration to teach and carry on with our amazing lives!
|Actual receipt seen with actual eyes of an actual caped friend.|
I know that fish don’t have feelings, but really, must we be so blatant about killing them slowly? Or, in a more positive light, perhaps it gives the fisherperson more time to save the life of said non-feeling animal?
After that, some books. This improved my search criteria. After reading reviews for the first book (NOT about rubber duckies), I changed my search to “Slow Death mold” on a hunch. With that search I found the second book.
Since I was still uncertain as to the purpose of this purchase (difficult to say out loud, and it made my neighbors think I was talking to them), and unwilling to believe local agencies are buying mold spores with which to kill off society, I researched uses of
urnanium uranium Other than death and destruction, uranium is also used in… Fiestaware. Lovely dishes.
So… here is what I have decided. Under the guise of chemistry research, these folks are attempting to make their own Fiestaware knockoffs. The process must be slow and tedious, so they have also purchased the single Slow Death by Flamin’ Groovies to entertain them. I am not sure why they spent so much on the single, but I guess they thought it was worth it..? Enjoy…