Our quote this week is of the “awwwww” variety. The counselor was playing the Ungame with a small group. J. (of the Mr. Sketch Marker) was in the group, as was R. It is important to note that R.’s first day of school EVER was this August. The short version is this: he has not…
This week’s quote falls In the category of things I never thought I’d need to say. The scene earlier today… A. is quite concerned. He has stuck his head through the back opening in a chair and cannot get it out. I watched him try to remove it for quite awhile (probably way longer than…
In a discussion about “texture” in photography. We* were listing common items and describing the texture. Us: How about a waterbed? J: Uh… pushily! I’d say that’s pretty much a perfect description. In fact, I just did say it. Just now. I said it. *Note–I am using the royal “we” here. I was not, actually,…
P: Did anyone see a pickle fly by here? Need I say more? Probably, but I’m not going to. You have to guess….
Today J. was sent to my room with the direction to show me evidence of his most recent misbehavior. Had he used profanity? No. Had he harmed someone? Nope. Did he have an illegal substance? Nein. He had… Wait for it…. …drawn with Mr.Sketch smelly markers all over his face. ALL over. What did he say…
Two boys are doing what middle school boys do–slapping at each other and running about. One of the boys is the instigator and has been doing this quite a bit for a few days. I call him over… Me: This whole hitty-mchitterton and punchy-mcpuncherton thing you’ve got going is very typical for your age, but…
My Quote of the Week #9 was just too gross. It was been removed for your protection. If you want to hear something really gross, I will tell you by request only…
M: (walks up to the my desk and whispers) May I go see an Egyptian Cat? Of course I sent her to the loo forthwith.
Working on colors with a very young boy-child with no school experience… Me: Show me green. D: Green. Me: Good! Show me yellow (putting yellow and purple in front of him). D: Green. Me: That was green. Now show me yellow (pointing to yellow and purple). D: See the TV? Me: Yes. Now show me yellow.…
Student at lunch: A: Boss, do I have rice in my ear? Ms. M: (checks briefly for offending rice particle) Ummmm… nope…?
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